Thursday, September 25, 2008
Fair Week
This week is the week of the South Plains Fair. It's usually not that big of a deal - in fact last year Adam didn't even want to go and had to be bribed with a double date with Chris and Denae. This year, however, is completely different. Our church, Generations Church, was lucky enough to get our hands on an empty corn dog booth. Although it is a lot of work for everyone involved it is a great fundraiser and keeps us from having to do other things for extra money. So, needless to say, Adam was less than thrilled to find out I had signed us up to work the booth 2 different times. Once he got in there though he has had a lot of fun. I think that this is in the fact that we've worked with our friends... but on Tuesday night we closed the booth and it was a lot of work. Adam was responsible for scrapping all the utinsils until they were ready for the next day - or so he thought. Connie has since reported that he has been the best cleaner EVER and that usually she soaks the utinsils overnight, etc. etc. Oh well! The most amazing part of this though is that Connie needed some extra people for the rest of the week, and Adam said he'd be happy to work 1 more shift! So we will be at the fair selling the best corndogs on the strip this Friday night or Saturday morning (there's a few conflicting issues left to be resolved on Sat. since it's college football all day). We hope ya'll have as fun as we will!
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
It's definately College Football Season
I found this on one of my cousin's friend's blog and thought that it was pretty funny... and somewhat true... enjoy:)
Differences Between North and South** Football
Women's Accessories
NORTH: Chap Stick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket.
SOUTH: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, waterproof mascara, and a fifth of bourbon. Money not necessary - that's what dates are for.
Stadium Size
NORTH: College football stadiums hold 20,000 people.
SOUTH: High school football stadiums hold 20,000 people.
Fathers
NORTH: Expect their daughters to understand Sylvia Plath.
SOUTH: Expect their daughters to understand pass interference.
Campus Decor
NORTH: Statues of founding fathers.
SOUTH: Statues of Heisman trophy winners.
Homecoming Queen
NORTH: Also a physics major.
SOUTH: Also Miss America.
Heroes
NORTH: Rudy Giuliani
SOUTH: Archie & Peyton Manning
Getting Tickets
NORTH: 5 days before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus.
SOUTH: 5 months before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus,make a large financial contribution and put name on a waiting list for tickets.
Friday Classes After a Thursday Night Game
NORTH: Students and teachers not sure they're going to the game, because they have classes on Friday.
SOUTH: Teachers cancel Friday classes because they don't want to see the few hung-over students who might actually make it to class.
Parking
NORTH: An hour before game time, the University opens the campus for game parking.
SOUTH: RVs sporting their school flags begin arriving on Wednesday for the weekend festivities. The really faithful arrive on Tuesday.
Game Day
NORTH: A few students party in the dorm and watch ESPN on TV.
SOUTH: Every student wakes up, has a beer for breakfast, and rushes over to where ESPN is broadcasting "Game Day Live" to get on camera and wave to the idiots up north who wonder why "Game Day Live" is never Broadcast from their campus.
Tailgating
NORTH: Raw meat on a grill, beer with lime in it, listening to local radiostation with truck tailgate down.
SOUTH: 30-foot custom pig-shaped smoker fires up at dawn. Cooking accompanied by live performance from the Dave Matthews Band, who come over during breaks and ask for a hit off bottle of bourbon.
Getting to the Stadium
NORTH: You ask "Where's the stadium?" When you find it, you walk right in.
SOUTH: When you're near it, you'll hear it. On game day it is the state's third largest city.
Concessions
NORTH: Drinks served in a paper cup, filled to the top with soda.
SOUTH: Drinks served in a plastic cup, with the home team's mascot on it, filled less than half way with soda, to ensure enough room for bourbon.
When National Anthem is Played
NORTH : Stands are less than half full, and less than half of them stand up.
SOUTH: 100,000 fans, all standing, sing along in perfect four-part harmony.
The Smell in the Air After the First Score
NORTH: Nothing changes.
SOUTH: Fireworks, Gunpowder (from the cannon in the end zone), with a touch of bourbon.
Commentary (Male)
NORTH: "Nice play."
SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sumbitch - tackle him and break his legs."
Commentary (Female)
NORTH: "My, this certainly is a violent sport."
SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sumbitch - tackle him and break his legs."
Announcers
NORTH: Neutral and paid.
SOUTH: Announcer harmonizes with the crowd in the fight song, with a tear in his eye because he is so proud of his team.
After the Game
NORTH: The stadium is empty way before the game ends.
SOUTH: Another rack of ribs goes on the smoker, while somebody goes to the nearest package store for more bourbon, and planning begins for next week's game.
Differences Between North and South** Football
Women's Accessories
NORTH: Chap Stick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket.
SOUTH: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, waterproof mascara, and a fifth of bourbon. Money not necessary - that's what dates are for.
Stadium Size
NORTH: College football stadiums hold 20,000 people.
SOUTH: High school football stadiums hold 20,000 people.
Fathers
NORTH: Expect their daughters to understand Sylvia Plath.
SOUTH: Expect their daughters to understand pass interference.
Campus Decor
NORTH: Statues of founding fathers.
SOUTH: Statues of Heisman trophy winners.
Homecoming Queen
NORTH: Also a physics major.
SOUTH: Also Miss America.
Heroes
NORTH: Rudy Giuliani
SOUTH: Archie & Peyton Manning
Getting Tickets
NORTH: 5 days before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus.
SOUTH: 5 months before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus,make a large financial contribution and put name on a waiting list for tickets.
Friday Classes After a Thursday Night Game
NORTH: Students and teachers not sure they're going to the game, because they have classes on Friday.
SOUTH: Teachers cancel Friday classes because they don't want to see the few hung-over students who might actually make it to class.
Parking
NORTH: An hour before game time, the University opens the campus for game parking.
SOUTH: RVs sporting their school flags begin arriving on Wednesday for the weekend festivities. The really faithful arrive on Tuesday.
Game Day
NORTH: A few students party in the dorm and watch ESPN on TV.
SOUTH: Every student wakes up, has a beer for breakfast, and rushes over to where ESPN is broadcasting "Game Day Live" to get on camera and wave to the idiots up north who wonder why "Game Day Live" is never Broadcast from their campus.
Tailgating
NORTH: Raw meat on a grill, beer with lime in it, listening to local radiostation with truck tailgate down.
SOUTH: 30-foot custom pig-shaped smoker fires up at dawn. Cooking accompanied by live performance from the Dave Matthews Band, who come over during breaks and ask for a hit off bottle of bourbon.
Getting to the Stadium
NORTH: You ask "Where's the stadium?" When you find it, you walk right in.
SOUTH: When you're near it, you'll hear it. On game day it is the state's third largest city.
Concessions
NORTH: Drinks served in a paper cup, filled to the top with soda.
SOUTH: Drinks served in a plastic cup, with the home team's mascot on it, filled less than half way with soda, to ensure enough room for bourbon.
When National Anthem is Played
NORTH : Stands are less than half full, and less than half of them stand up.
SOUTH: 100,000 fans, all standing, sing along in perfect four-part harmony.
The Smell in the Air After the First Score
NORTH: Nothing changes.
SOUTH: Fireworks, Gunpowder (from the cannon in the end zone), with a touch of bourbon.
Commentary (Male)
NORTH: "Nice play."
SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sumbitch - tackle him and break his legs."
Commentary (Female)
NORTH: "My, this certainly is a violent sport."
SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sumbitch - tackle him and break his legs."
Announcers
NORTH: Neutral and paid.
SOUTH: Announcer harmonizes with the crowd in the fight song, with a tear in his eye because he is so proud of his team.
After the Game
NORTH: The stadium is empty way before the game ends.
SOUTH: Another rack of ribs goes on the smoker, while somebody goes to the nearest package store for more bourbon, and planning begins for next week's game.
Monday, September 15, 2008
He did it!!
As you can tell by the title Adam made the cut!!! I'm sooo excited for him. This is his first time to actually make the cut - and a paycheck as well! So, all this being said he is really a professional golfer since he has earned money from it:) I was planning to take my camera and get some footage of both days, but unfortunately I was so nervous I completely forgot... both days. I think that I was as stressed or more stressed than he was actually. However, now that we have both made it through the first cut I anticipate many more ahead of us and I promise to get pictures of those events. If you are just dying to know his scores and all of that you can check out www.adamsgolfprotourseries.com.
Well this is all for now... we're back to life as usual. We've got a church softball game tonight and of course the Cowboys are on Monday Night Football... Just another week at the Headleys.
Well this is all for now... we're back to life as usual. We've got a church softball game tonight and of course the Cowboys are on Monday Night Football... Just another week at the Headleys.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
The begining....
So here it is... this is my journey, our journey through life - with all it's ups and downs. The next posts will reveal more of what life is like at the Headley house and will hopefully include some pictures of the events... For now I leave you hoping that you have good thoughts for Adam and his upcoming golf tournament. He will be playing in the Adams Pro Golf Tournament at Hillcrest this Thursday, Friday -and hopefully Saturday and Sunday (he plays Sat. and Sun. if he makes the cut). I know that he can definately make the cut if he plays well - pray it goes that way! My uncle Ed is going to be his caddy, so we know there will be at least one person by his side praying he makes a great shot. More updates will come later in the week.
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